Breaking "Bonds"?

Shout-out to Paul & Jack.

Here is an article on an NYU student who killed himself earlier in the month by leaping from the tenth floor of a library.

If you read through the comments (where the news is really @ these days), there's this gem:

"Suicide is a natural part of society. More resources for the rest of us. Sad the dude offed himself though cause he looked like the George lazenby James bond"

To which somebody else replies, "I thought he offed himself BECAUSE he looked like George Lazenby. However, I still think Timothy Dalton was the worst bond."

Fortunately someone with a Hello Kitty avatar managed to offer some more compassionate commentary, but shit-damn.

Ok, but just to get it out of the way, who was the worst Bond?

I was not a fan of the Pierce Brosnan Bond, although I did like Tomorrow Never Dies. That last one, though, sucked ass. Despite its celebrity appeal.

Here are a few topics I'm hoping to explore (seriously) over the coming week:

1. Are we "Generation Suicide"?

2. Is there a link between bowling and depression? (corollary: the disney channel)

3. Are Internet people mean?

4. Is our generation "on Daniel Craig Bond's nuts"?